Now pay attention, don’t let yourself be to easily distracted, Jordan tells us something here. She’s telling us what date it is. We realize that she is making two very good other points as well, but try to circle important dates instead….
The British bad girl slash model slash pair of huge boobs is doing quite well. She’s actually not dating a footballer, but fell in love with Australian ab-promoter Peter Andre, though this is not so mysterious news anymore. The couple has been together for almost 2 years now. Judging from the photo’s March is going to be an even better month for them!
For those of you who can divert themselfs from Jordans strong arguments we have a question: something’s wrong in these pictures. What is it?









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well, my first guess, and this is a long shot, would be that those two are not real, maybe…?